Sang om Toms viagraulykke (Fanvideo - Bare for sjov)

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Wake up in the morning feeling like Tom Kaulitz
Grab my viagra, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit Taiwan
Before I leave, wank my dick with a bottle of lube
Cause when I leave for the night I ain't coming ...

I'm taking lots of blue pills-pills
Gonna try out my new skills-skills
My cock is bigger than Bill's-Bill's
Even though I had no clue-clue
My balls were turning blue-blue
The Asian girls said ew...

Don't stop, let me fuck
One girl is not enough
Tonight Imma fuck 'til we see the sunlight
Tik Tok on the clock, but the orgy doesn't stop, no
no, no, no, no
no, no, no, no

Don't stop, let me fuck
One girl is not enough
Tonight Imma fuck 'til we see the sunlight
Tik Tok on the clock, but the orgy doesn't stop, no
no, no, no, no
no, no, no, no

I was walking down the street
late at night
met a guy selling pills
I said 'I'll be all right'
And now the girls are lining up
cause they know I'm fame
but I kick 'em to the curb unless they got game

I'm thinking 'my balls really hurt-hurt'
Try to hide behind my shirt-shirt
But it doesn't really work-work
The band just kicked me out-out
I put on my best pout-pout
But all they did was shout-shout

Don't stop, I'll let you suck
I've got sperm enough
I just wanted sex, didn't think of side effects
Today I can't see and I'm really dizzy
ouh, ouh, ouh, ouh
ouh, ouh, ouh, ouh

Don't stop, I'll let you suck
I've got sperm enough
I just wanted sex, didn't think of side effects
Today I can't see and I'm really dizzy
ouh, ouh, ouh, ouh
ouh, ouh, ouh, ouh

Now the orgy doens't stop 'til I come haaaaard...

Don't stop, let me fuck
One girl is not enough
Tonight Imma fuck 'til we see the sunlight
Tik Tok on the clock, but the orgy doesn't stop, no
no, no, no, no
no, no, no, no

Don't stop, let me fuck
One girl is not enough
Tonight Imma fuck 'til we see the sunlight
Tik Tok on the clock, but the orgy doesn't stop, no
no, no, no, no
no, no, no, no